Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Investigative Report

THESE TRASHCANS
OK. These new trashcans that have been around about - what - six months? They're great because they will save the city 13 million over 10 years and they produce 1/4th the greenhouse gases.
They encourage recycling! That's always good, right?
But they are filthy!!!!!!!
What is that?! Why are they so dirty? How does that even happen?! Do we have to fear our trashcans? Do they ever get cleaned?

Important questions need answers! Trash shouldn't have to be so...dirty!

Can someone investigate this or something?