Tuesday, July 27, 2010


Tomorrow is my birthday. I will be 28 years old. You might think that is old. If you do, you are stupid, because it is not old. 28 is a very small, young number.

There are 28 days (usually) in the SMALLEST month of the year, February. 28 days is nothing compared to the 31 days in December - (now, 31 - that's old!)

28 is also the number of dominoes in a domino set, the world's SMALLEST game.

In math, 28 is the second PERFECT NUMBER. I don't know exactly what that means, but it gives one pause, doesn't it?

There are 28 letters in the Danish alphabet. Soak that shit in.

So, yeah, I'm more then happy with turning 28. There was nothing special about 27, the not-so-perfect-number.

28. It's not old, it's small. It's perfect. It's Danish.


  1. Tim, everyone from MilkBoy Communications wishes you a happy (early) birthday! Also, you are hilarious.


  2. 28 is the best number in the world!! It's my favorite number (besides 8). We got married on June 28 2008. Tamaz proposed to May 28 2007. We started dating March 28, 2004....lol yay for 28! Happy birthday tomorrow Tim-may!! =D

  3. Thanks, guys! 28 brings so many people happiness!

  4. but what are you going to do when you turn 29? ....aaah, my brain hurts....