CHICAGO. I'm not scared of you. Even though I had a dream about you where I got lost and eaten by a herd of these fucking things:
What the hell are those things?!?
I'm not afraid of Chicago. Even though it's massive. Even though I have no friends in it's prestigious "Loop" district.
But it doesn't matter. I will out-loop this loop. I will out-second this city.
I will Roosevelt you in the face, Roosevelt University!
I WILL FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING GIANT BEAN!
And you, LAKE! You're not so great!
And YOU! CUBS!
I think I've made my point here. I'm absolutely terrified.