Chicago Dreamin' Part 2 - Not Going Down Without a Fight!

CHICAGO. I'm not scared of you. Even though I had a dream about you where I got lost and eaten by a herd of these fucking things:

What the hell are those things?!?

I'm not afraid of Chicago. Even though it's massive. Even though I have no friends in it's prestigious "Loop" district.

But it doesn't matter. I will out-loop this loop. I will out-second this city.

I will Roosevelt you in the face, Roosevelt University!

I WILL FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING GIANT BEAN!

And you, LAKE! You're not so great!

And YOU! CUBS!

....fuck you!

I think I've made my point here. I'm absolutely terrified.