Places I Thought Were Local But Are Not Local, Part 1: McCormick and Schmick's

McCORMICK AND SCHMICK'S. I thought you were a local restaurant in Philadelphia. YOU ARE NOT A LOCAL RESTAURANT IN PHILADELPHIA.

I spent a lot of money at your Philadelphia restaurant thinking I was spending money at a local Philadelphia restaurant. But here I see you in Chicago. YOU ARE NOT LOCAL.

I HATE YOU McCORMICK AND SCHMICK'S!