How Not To Do Your Homework

First, eat sushi, then go downstairs to the second floor cafeteria, and buy more sushi to eat later.

Next, Watch YouTube videos of the web show Clark and Michael from like three years ago.

Then: watch Amelia Gray reading at the Encyclopedia show.

Okay, okay, that'll take some time, sure - but then you have to call the parents! That'll take up plenty of time!

But they won't answer! Write an angry letter to them because of this.

USE CALLIGRAPHY SO THEY KNOW YOU'RE SERIOUS.

Condemn everyone, especially that fucking dog, Falco.

Go to CVS to buy book of stamps to mail the letter.

Buy some Gatorade, the red kind, to fulfill your daily electro-light intake.

FORGET TO BUY THE STAMPS.

FUCK.

Forgo the letter. Eat some more sushi.

Write a blog about it. Link the blog in your Facebook account. Link it to your twitter. Like it on your Facebook and leave a comment just in case people don't notice it. Practice self-loathing. Fall asleep early on a Saturday night.

Dream of rhinos.