Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Things I Believe In


If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything. I heard that great quote from the Sucker Punch Trailer. That Zack Snyder sure is smart!!!!

So it made me think of all the things I believe in. Make your own list and we will compare!

I believe that it's impossible to spend less then 10 dollars at Chipotle.

I believe that if a fat person asks you if they are fat and you honestly answer, yes, you're fat, they will eat you because they are fat.

I believe that if everyone had a nap time, the world would be a better place.

I believe fun is fun, except that one time when it got WEIRD.

I believe that lightning is man's one true enemy.

This I believe.


I believe that you can turn that frown upside down, sometimes.

I believe that fools fall in love, sure. But other people fall in love too, cool people, so get off my back.

I believe that pizza feels good in my mouth!

I believe in staring at people, then looking away when they notice you're staring at them, then pretending that you were just looking at the clock, or the painting to their right.

I believe in nice shoes, even if they kill your feet. It's worth it.

I believe in food, GOD, I love food. Wait, am I fat?

I believe in you. All of you. All of us have a chance. It's true. Good night.