Monday, December 20, 2010

Writing Tip - Go Outside In The Freezing Chicago Cold Without A Cap Or Scarf, Get Sick, Act Surprised, Complain About Getting Sick So Everyone Knows That You're Sick, Go Back Home To Washington On A Plane At Eight In The Morning Drunk On Tired And Cough Medicine, Gargle Saltwater, Lay In Bed, Complain To Your Mother, Go On A Family Trip To Leavenworth, Recover Eventually

...Do you want to be a writer or not?  STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND DO IT THEN!


  1. Napkins or tissues? More important than boxers or briefs.

  2. For blowing the nose I mean! You dirty duck.