Beyond The Wall. I bought many posters from you in Philadelphia. I wandered through South Street, thinking that I was going to buy posters at a local business that sold posters. That I was contributing to the Philadelphia scene.
Beyond The Wall, YOU ARE NOT LOCAL.
I found you here in Chicago. Same everything.
I bought Audrey Hepburn posters from you. I thought that only you had over-sized posters in absurdly big plastic binders. I thought you were hip, and had people working there with hip hats. PEOPLE HERE WEAR HIP HATS TOO. But worst of all, you are not local.
I HATE YOU BEYOND THE WALL!
View Part One of this investigation on things I thought were local but are not local, HERE.
