It goes without saying that both James Joyce and Ernest Hemingway are two of the literary greats. But which one is better? Many have wondered, and debated endlessly. But I think it's safe to safe that Ernest Hemingway would totally kick James Joyce's ass.
Why do people even wonder this? Just look at the pictures. One-eyed Joyce looks like he's about to cry, probably 'cause he's scared of Hemingway. And what Hemingway could do to him.
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Look at this pose here. Joyce is a lover, not a fighter! Sure, he grew up in the lower middle class, on the streets of Dublin. But that makes me think this guy is a scrapper. He runs away from trouble. And he went to freaking Jesuit schools! Shit- I probably could kick James Joyce's ass.
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HE WENT ON A SELF IMPOSED EXILE.
All Hemingway would have to do is bring a gun and Joyce would run off to freaking Amsterdam or something.
Hemingway likes hunting. Hemingway likes fishing. Hemingway likes baseball. Hemingway invented man.
Joyce struggled with money and got sick all the time. He pissed off his wife. He lived his last years in France. LAME. He does get points over Hemingway for not committing suicide, but, sadly, it's not enough.
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Hemingway would murder Joyce.
It would be embarrassing. It wouldn't even be funny. There would be blood everywhere. I don't understand why people pit them against each other, because it goes without question that Hemingway > Joyce.
Easy. Give me a hard one next time.