Tuesday, May 15, 2012

My parents are so loud! In the morning it sounds like they are screaming at each other but they're not they're just loud!


"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!"

"OH, I'M GOOD WITH TOAST!"

"ARE YOU SURE?! I CAN CUT YOU UP A GRAPEFRUIT?!"

"NO, NO, TOAST IS FINE!"

"WHAT ABOUT TIM?!"

"WHAT?!"

"WHAT ABOUT TIM?!"

"...I CAN'T - I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"TIM!"

"OH, TIM! HE'S STILL ASLEEP! I DON'T WANNA WAKE HIM UP!"

"YOU'RE RIGHT, WE SHOULD LET HIM SLEEP!"

"WHERE'S FALCO?!"


"ARF! ARF!"

"AWWW! LOOK AT FALCO!! I LOVE YOU, FALCO!"

"ARF!" 

"WHAT DO YOU WANT, BOY?!"

"ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! AAAAARRRRFFF!!!"

"AWW!"

"WHAT DOES FALCO WANT?!"

"HE'S JUST SAYING HI!"

"ARF! ARF! ARF!" 

"OH! HE WANTS TO PEE!"

"OH! OKAY!"

"I'M GOING TO WATCH THE NEWS TO GET THE TRAFFIC REPORT!"

"WHAT?!"

"ARF!"


"A MAD COW SCARE AT A SEATTLE JACK IN THE BOX..."

"I NEVER GET THE TRAFFIC REPORT ON TIME!"

"WHAT?!"

"ARF!" 

"WHEN DO YOU THINK TIM WILL WAKE UP?!"

"WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ABOUT THE SUSPECTED COWS?"

"WHAT?!"