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The Olympics! Brought to you by Euro Socialists and Communists! |
If you haven't read this article already (and what's wrong with you? why haven't you read it!), Chris Chase correctly posits that we, Americans, would be leading in medals if you counted the correct sports, i.e: where winners are determined on the field of play and not by judges! Like basketball! Not those shit "sports" like gymnastics, diving, trampoline, or judo (judo - psh, of course China would gobble up that f*cking medal, right?).
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Flipping in the air three, four times? Psh. Add a defensive lineman in the mix and maybe I'll call it a sport! |
If there is anything that Chris Chase is not doing right it's that he doesn't go far enough! America is totally getting screwed over! Can you imagine if the Euro-fascists let football, I mean REAL football into the Oylmpics?!
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We would annihilate China in REAL football! Look how small their arms are! |
So I say to China: stop hiding behind your judges!! If they would just let Michael Phelps do track and field and tennis we would have all the gold medals!
Also: you like freaking genetically alter your athletes or whatever and we never do that so they should really take like five medals away just for that!
And also um - they're communists! And they have more people, like a billion at least!, so when you count how many medals Per capita, by scale and such, we would have that many more medals - like one hundred more at least!
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We are the best country! Number One! |
okay Tim. You've developed nicely. Well done. Nicely refined humor & wit. You must be working hard at it, you've grown a lot in the last year.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Jerome! And thanks for reading!!
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