|The more hopeless, the better!|
Cover Your Face In Your Hands And Cry Until The Cause Of Your Stress Magically Disappears!
|She knows what she's doing!|
Run Away From The Cause Of Your Stress And Pretend That It Never Happened!
|Get the hell away from me, Problem!!|
|Just remember: It is all this guy's fault|
Concentrate Hard Enough So That You Can Somehow Fall Into An Alternate Dimension Where The Cause Of Your Stress Doesn't Even Exist, You Like Have No Problems Whatsoever, Everyone Is Happy And You're Married To A Hot Model Or Whatever!
|Alternate dimensions are possible, if you just believe!|