Not Friends Zone
|"I wish my not friend was my friend already!"|
To get out of this zone: Keep trying! The not friend will have to say yes to hang out eventually! And when they do, they will realize how wonderful you are and they will be your friend!
Casual Friends Zone
|"Hi, Casual Friend! Did you you like that good movie? Yeah, me neither!"|
To get out of this zone: Invite the casual friend to a small house party with your friend friends. The casual friend will have to slowly acclimate themselves to the group because they don't have their own friend friends there! They might even latch onto YOU because they don't know who else to talk to! Before they know it, they are dependent on you and they will no longer be casual friends!
Friend Friend Zone
|"Hey, Brad Pitt! Are you my friend friend?" "Of course, friend!"|
To get out of this zone: Why would you want to get out of this zone? I'll tell you why! Because it's a sham! Because you still haven't seen the bad sides of each other yet! You haven't even gotten into a fight yet or seen each other upset! You're not even calling each other when you have a bad day because you don't want them to think you're weird! SO, when you are friend friends for about, say, three months, manufacture a crisis and see how they react! Will they comfort you? Will they check up on you? Will they wake up at two in the morning after your frantic call and meet you in an empty part of the city and take you home without asking questions? If so, you have successfully left the friend friend zone!
Kinda Not Friends Friend Zone
|"Ughd. They were my friend but now I don't want them to see me because they're weird!"|
To get out of this zone: Time will heal all wounds! After you give a tearful apology (make sure there are tears), you two will feel even closer, not just like friends anymore, almost like family!
Family Friend Zone
|"We've been friends for sixty years, isn't that right, friend? Or should I say...brother?"|
To get out of this zone: DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE NOT TO GET OUT OF THIS ZONE.
Psycho Sexual Friend Zone
|If your friend is Christian Bale, you might be a psycho sexual friend.|
To get out of this zone: You will probably be separated in prison, after you committed your psycho sexually motivated crime together. This is the only way out of the psycho sexual friend zone.
There you have it! Now, you can make friends with ease! Have fun and friend safely!