Friday, October 4, 2013

Hey There

How YOU doing? 
I saw you looking. No, don't be embarrassed. It's okay.

I hope I'm not being too forward here, but the way you read my blog, it just does something to me, you know?

I'm not being inappropriate am I? I mean, can't a blogger just talk to his reader? I knew you'd understand.

What I'm trying to say here, reader, is that you have it going on. Like, all over. The hair, the teeth, your eyes. Fingers. It's just on, like an automobile on a full tank of gas. You're like a 2013 Prius and there are no stop signs in sight. You didn't think I noticed, but I noticed. Not only that, but you have a very delicate quality, subdued. Like a rose but on Mars, you know what I mean? You get me, babe? Can I call you babe?

Oh.

So anyway, reader, I like you and you like me. That's obvious. Everyone knows it. That's what they're talking about, the all of them. I'm not saying we should do it and get it over with, but we could just do it and get it over with. I think you know what "it" is. Right?

I know you're already picturing me naked:

This is what I look like naked.
But don't be obscene. It's not becoming of you, reader. Come on. I was just saying we should get coffee.

In bed.

Sex Coffee
I am totally not hitting on you, reader. What made you jump to that crazy conclusion? But I do like the way you wear that smile. So many teeth! That's great.

I want to know more about you, you know? Do you like reading? That's so interesting. Wow. You're so interesting. I'm listening.

Uh huh.

So anyway, we can act like nothing is happening here, but we're totally having a connection. Right? I mean, I've had a tough year on this whole "dating" front, haha - you know how it is, and then I realized, hell, what if what I'm looking for is right in front of me? Now here you are. Just like, being beautiful in the whole face, and those eyes. Wow!

I'm not desperate, okay? Let's just clear that up right away. I'm just happy that you're here now. If this was a romantic comedy, we'd be near the end, it's like we're crying in the rain or something, haha - just bursting with love.

There's that word! I shouldn't be using that word so early, huh? I won't say it.

But, you know how I feel about you.

So, I'll see you soon? Yeah, I know I will. Just let me know what's going on, haha. I'll be here. Just waiting.